You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

Johnny.

Meat. A butcher weighs meat.

Mt. Everest, of course! It was the tallest of all mountains, even before it was discovered.

None. There is no dirt in a hole.

Incorrectly is the word that is always spelled “incorrectly."

Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.

Not first! You are now in second place, still chasing the person in first place.

Neither, the yolk of the egg is YELLOW [duh!].

One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big haystack.

Five. Yes, three "decided" to jump off; but, that doesn’t mean that they actually jumped. Such is the difference between “DECIDING" and “DOING."