Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
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Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! -- This is gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.”
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After a couple of days, Dr. Young, feeling very annoyed, goes back to Dr. Geezer, figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that's gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You have your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (now having lost $1000) leaves angrily.
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A few days pass and Dr. Young returns to Dr. Geezer.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
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An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
He put up this sign to announce his return to medical practice.
FYI: Marvin Russell contributed this story. Thanks, Marvin!
During a visit with Dr. Geezer, a male patient asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be placed in an assisted-living facility?”
“Oh, I understand,” said the man. “An intellectually sharp person would choose to use the bucket, because it is bigger than the spoon or the tea cup.”
“Well,” answered Dr. Geezer, “we fill a bathtub with water; then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup, and a bucket to the person and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“No,” Dr. Geezer replied, “an intellectually sharp person would pull the plug.”
After a slight pause, Dr. Geezer asked the man, "Would you like a bed near a window?”